bloody-nips:

when you accidentally make a baby cry and you don’t know what to do to get it to stop

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(Source: slimydad, via guy)

paradoxes-for-breakfast:

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

  1. you are not obliged to visit your relatives
  2. you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone
  3. people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween
  4. its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

5. fucking savage skelebros

(Source: caesarzeppeliofficial, via bearofthesouth)

coolskelebones420:

I don’t trust people who bang the floor when they walk

why cant you walk like a normal human being? is your legs broken? what are you hiding in your shoes

strategiczergface:

On one hand, this blog needs to remain sfw

on the other hand, it needs more A N I M A Y T I D D I E S

urtube:

If i ever see any of you in public, the code is:

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that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

(via victran)

vriskafuckingserket:

fortknots:

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

(Source: princenishi, via strategiczergface)

roy-khans-khack:

I love how sincere their answer was

(via sportdad420)

Don’t trust nobody who still hates kanye west

(Source: percy-miracles, via blasian-aesthetics)

katmandraws:

apochedgie:

This will always make me laugh, no exceptions:

Chris Hart bugguloo

(Source: fyeahsonicthehedgehog, via bearofthesouth)

How mad would everyone be if that said rape but no murders fine who care

(Source: leonkarssen, via lee-enfeel)

cerebralzero:

buffalo-liberty:

Gun Grabber:”You don’t need a gun on campus, just quickly call a police officer with one of our emergency call boxes….”image

me:”Yeah let me just run to the broken call box while someone is assaulting me, then wait at the call box for the police to arrive in a couple minutes.”

>relying on other people for your own personal safety 

Not even once….

  • her: come over
  • me: i can't my dog just fell asleep on my lap
  • her: my parents aren't home
  • me: he is ASLEEP

blazepress:

All of them.

(via tokillthedragon)